Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
"This is my swamp"
So, I have this ordinary black hoodie.
Looking nice, huh?
It’s really plain though.
IS THERE NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS HOODIE? THIS IS SO DULL.
HEAVY METAL BROKE MY
So Poptarts has this new commercial where the poptart is outside a band tour bus
and I just
their faces, their hair, the fedora
POPTARTS ARE FOB FANS
I see no difference
Man Yellow Eyes sure found a good vessel
DO NOT IMAGINE PATRICK STUMP SINGING “LULLABYE” TO BABY STUMP I REPEAT DO NOT DO IT